A rainy day at work was cutened up considerably when my workmate Charlotte (who lists ‘cake’ as her favourite food) ran over to my desk with an exciting discovery. “There’s a new vending machine downstairs. It’s a CAKE VENDING MACHINE!” [deep breath] “And the cakes have ANIMAL FACES ON THEM!” Just when I thought vending machines couldn’t get anymore exciting, I was proven wrong. This vending machine was refrigerated and filled with animal-face cakes, white chocolate danishes, and curry-filled bread rolls. Above are the chocolate-cream filled raccoon, and the custard-filled seal. Why didn’t they sell these at my high school?